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| Location: | Pittsburgh, PA |
| Contact Information: | Zetorux |
| Links: | http://groovestats.com/index.php?page=profile&id=4305 |
| Join Date: | August 1st, 2007 |
| Last Visit: | May 29th, 2011 01:46 |
| Bio: | I became interested in DDR back in 1992. I was only four years old at the time, and Konami hadn't publicly released the game by this point, but bear with me. I started playing because I was obese. At the time I weighed approximately 573 pounds, and I was told by my personal chiropractor, radiologist, and dentist that I severely needed an advanced weight loss plan. So my parents bought me DDR Extreme 17th Mix, which, to my knowledge, has only been released in Zimbabwe.
I was immediately hooked by the lightning-fast movements of the quarter note rhythms. Songs like Max 75 had me sweating up a storm. Thankfully, the intense physical workout provided by DDR allowed me to lose some weight. Currently, I weigh a whole 50 pounds, and I'm still losing weight! I continued to play DDR as one of the best in the world, but I started to lose interest when some fuck-up company called Roxor Games made their own DDR-like rip off, if you can even call it that. I can't understand why anybody likes it, especially when DDR has better syncing, more mods, more challenging songs, USB support, and Let Them Move. Thank God they got o0o0o00owned by Konami before they could released a THIRD mix of that awful game. Since then, I've given up my reign as the best player in the world to JohnDesire, a true master of the double stepping technique. Sometimes I still play DDR just to keep myself from getting fat again, but I purposely get greats sometimes just so I can feel like a normal person. I don't like being better than everybody else; it makes me feel guilty. Sometimes I think people only talk to me because I represented USA in the Olympics for DDR. One thing is really dislike, other than grape-flavored Jolly Ranchers, is playing at the arcade. I've found that I can get my best scores with a Madcatz flat pad. I don't think your scores are legitimate if you used a metal pad, flatfooted, used a speed mod, or touched the bar. Bar raping pisses me off. Back in my day, we all played 1x no bar and we could AAAAAAAAAA every song we played. Except I got AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs because I was better. In fact, 1x is still too fast. I don't understand why you dicks think you can get away with reading that shit. Anything beyond 0.000457 is cheating, and if you disagree, well I bet you probably use noteskins too, you fag. Sometimes I get really emo when my friends don't get a AAA on PSMO so I listen to DDR music to cheer myself up. These lyrics especially touched my heart in a special way: Oh Nick please not so quick You know I want it big I wanna feel like in heaven Just like in heaven Oh Nickie not so quick You know that makes me sick I wanna feel you forever Anyway, DDR is the coolest game ever and you guys are all gay for not AAA'ing all the beginner charts like me. I hope you'll all some day be as good as me. lasfjdlasdfjasdjf asfjalkfaslkjf lol that was the absolute dumbest thing I've ever written |
| Buddies: | .Pqqp., admstyles, Andrew "The Big Doomsday" Michael May, AndyFreak457, aznator, BBM, BBQ, Boochypa, breakdownpyk, Brendino, Bronzong, CartoonHero, CryptopsyBodom, DJ Sterf, El Estepper =D, Fep+J, gundamraptor, Holland, Jason, jegx10, JJSz, John Desire, Justin "Salty Jamalty" W. Bader, kalamari219, kr0k, Leon Twix, link, marphoria, MaverickMechanic, MegamanX, MIDI, Nickolas "Electrical Socket Johnson" J. Mariani, Niggadelic, PharaohJeff, Phone, pwn73554, random1, Regulator , riodo, RobNoBarKid, shady jane, SirSlugma, Sj, Skeeter, titandude21, VivaLaMoo, XYT, Zachary"DA BUSSINESS/BIG CITY SLIDER"Joseph Bader, Zandig, [MIH] SP3flip |
| Watched By: | admstyles, Andrew "The Big Doomsday" Michael May, AndyFreak457, aznator, BBM, Boochypa, breakdownpyk, Bronzong, CartoonHero, DJ Sterf, El Estepper =D, Fep+J, gundamraptor, Holland, Jason, jegx10, JJSz, John Desire, Justin "Salty Jamalty" W. Bader, kalamari219, Leon Twix, marphoria, MaverickMechanic, Niggadelic, PharaohJeff, Phone, random1, Regulator , riodo, RobNoBarKid, SirSlugma, Sj, Skeeter, titandude21, VivaLaMoo, Zachary"DA BUSSINESS/BIG CITY SLIDER"Joseph Bader, Zandig, [MIH] SP3flip |